Thursday, October 23, 2025

Crystal Lake Invitational Presidential Ice Fishing and Credibility Derby

 

 


Spurious: A Frozen Fish Story 

NOTE: The ❤️Miami Beach Cupid Splash❤️ is not the first event I have hosted on Valentine's Day weekend. I hope that you enjoy this column I wrote for the Boston Phoenix ( under my pseudonym Spurious) about the Crystal Lake Invitational Presidential Ice Fishing and Credibility Derby that I hosted in Manchester, New Hampshire during the 1988 Presidential Primary.

It was the Thursday before the New Hampshire primary. I had just finished the first draft of my New Hampshire wrap-up, declaring Dan Rather and CBS — who had been among the big winners in Iowa (as Dole beat Bush) — the preliminary and marginal losers in New Hampshire (as Bush beat Dole). I was beginning to go through the extensive collection of fraudulent but credible (though undated) Manchester, Nashua, and Conway hotel, motel, and restaurant receipts that my agents had assembled for the amusement of those bastards in accounting. That’s when I noticed an increase in both the frequency and intensity of the telephone calls from my friend, the outdoors editor of our town's newspaper.

It seemed that the arrangements for the First Quadrennial Valentine's Day Invitational Presidential Ice Fishing and Credibility Derby, which he and I were sponsoring at Crystal Lake in Manchester, New Hampshire, were starting to get out of hand.

“Spurious, pal,” he wheezed in his charming Southern fashion. “This is big. Maybe too big. USA Today has confirmed in print that some of the presidential candidates are actually going to show up. And as if that isn’t bad enough, the United States Information Agency called to make arrangements for a busload of Norwegian journalists or something. And now the Secret Service wants to know what the security arrangements are. People around here are starting to take this thing too seriously. If it keeps up, they’re going to take it out of my hands. I need some help.”

I tried to calm him down, but it was too late for that. So I told him to ignore the candidates and the press reports for a while, to concentrate on clearing the snow off the frozen lake, and to arrange chowder, bait, and ice-fishing equipment. “Try to relax, pal. Chill out. And just to be safe, why don’t you keep one of those big ice augers handy to defend yourself with if anybody tries to screw with us on this,” I suggested.

“I don’t even have an auger yet,” he whined. “And what about security?”

“Just call the Secret Service and tell them that they’re welcome to come by but that they can’t fish unless they have New Hampshire fishing licenses.”

“You don’t understand,” he said. “I can’t call them because they are here. At the paper. Now. Live, with black-and-white shoes and everything. Meeting with management about this doomed Republican debate that they are hoping to salvage. I think they are taking this thing pretty seriously. Maybe too seriously.”


The Birth of the Crystal Lake Derby

The Crystal Lake Derby was conceived back in January when my buddy and I were complaining because none of the candidates for president had accepted our invitations to go ice fishing in Massachusetts. What better way to find out which candidates were “real” and which were not? Bait a hook, crack a brew, and sit back to talk about trout, bass, acid rain, or God.

But try as we might — and we did get a couple of nibbles — we were unable to lure any of them into spending a couple of hours off the beaten trail, alone in a natural setting, fishing by a stream or on a lake in the wilds of Massachusetts. Even though there are a thousand times as many fishermen as there are NRA members, and despite the candidates’ deep attraction to environmentalists and sportsmen, there was no well-organized fishing constituency or serious fishing lobby to arrange a forum for us. We would have to do it ourselves.

We needed a media event designed to bait the presidential candidates into going fishing with us. So it had to be in New Hampshire right before the New Hampshire primary, and it had to be good enough to attract the press. This didn’t seem too much of a challenge. You remember the toilet poll out of Iowa? Dukakis won on the flush. What we had in mind was much more legitimate, more responsible from a conservationist point of view (it wouldn’t waste water), and ever so much more visual: the first-ever ichthyological caucus — the ultimate fishing poll.

The press was sure to eat it up. If the candidates showed up, we could guarantee some great shots: a squeamish George Bush trying to bait his own hook with a shiner, an overdressed Simon hand-reeling a giant pike through the ice, or Pat Robertson hauling a 1,000-pound blue marlin through the hole in the ice and galvanizing everyone to the right of the Unitarians to his crusade. And if the candidates didn’t show, we could go with surrogates. All we had to do was drill 12 holes, assign one to each candidate, rig up the tip-ups with hooks, sinkers, and shiners, set them out on the lake, and wait. The candidate whose hole yielded the biggest (or first) fish would be the winner.

All we needed was the right bait: for the candidates, in any season, the right bait is the press; for the press, in the week before the New Hampshire primary, the right bait is the candidates engaged in some contest, the sillier the better. All we had to do was tell the candidates that the press was coming, and they would take the bait. And once the press found out that the candidates were going fishing in New Hampshire, they would rise to the occasion like trout to a mayfly hatch.


Chaos and Snowfall

By Friday evening, the situation had deteriorated further. It was snowing, and there was likely to be a foot or more of fresh snow on top of what was still on the lake. Our sources told us that the snow was still waist-deep in the parking lot, and Clem, our contact in the Manchester Parks Department, was avoiding our calls. Apparently, he wasn’t up to plowing the snow off Crystal Lake “after what happened last time,” though no one would tell us what exactly had happened. Worse, the Murdoch rag had withdrawn its institutional support of the event, likely due to the embarrassment following the cancellation of its planned Republican debate. This meant it wouldn’t pay for the chowder or the equipment and probably wouldn’t cover the event.

Finally, by Saturday, several candidates had listed the event in their schedules. On Sunday morning, the Boston Globe was reporting that DuPont and Kemp had confirmed their attendance. By then, dozens of journalists were arriving at an unplowed parking lot near a snow-covered lake to attend an ice-fishing derby sponsored by two guys from Massachusetts — one of whom had never even been ice fishing before.


The Event Unfolds

 On Sunday morning, my friend called to tell me he was in the throes of a severe asthma attack. He informed me that the parking lot at Crystal Lake was still unplowed and that he wouldn’t be able to make it. “It’s in your hands, pal,” he said. “Make me proud. And try not to lose anybody.”

Saddened by my buddy’s illness but delighted to be free of the Murdochian influence, I set off with my editor and a long-time fishing companion, Vann. After gathering supplies — and charging them to the Murdoch tab — we arrived at the freshly plowed parking lot adjacent to Crystal Lake. With the help of a local fisherman named Glenn, we drilled holes, set up the tip-ups, and prepared for the press.

The media showed up en masse, as did Gordon Robertson, Pat Robertson’s son. Despite my mixed feelings about his father’s politics, Gordon was a decent guy. He reeled in the first fish — a nine-inch jumbo yellow perch — making him and Babbitt the mutual winners.


Reflections on the Ice

As we packed up, I reflected on the day. A Norwegian journalist had asked if I was disappointed by the event. I had told him no — the entire experience had been so absurd it was almost transcendental.

In the end, the derby was a ridiculous spectacle, a microcosm of the New Hampshire primary itself. The whole “first in the nation” primary process often feels like a parasitic relationship between the media and the campaigns they cover. Who the real suckers are remains uncertain, but one thing is clear: there’s something undeniably fishy about the New Hampshire primary.

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Monday, September 1, 2025

We Saved the "B" Buoy - For Now!

 

Save the "B" Buoy!


Thanks to comments by thousands of boaters and with the support of elected officials across the Commonwealth and around the region, the Coast Guard has delayed the plan to "discontinue" hundred of aids to navigation including the Boston Lighted Whistle Buoy B LLNR, better known as the "B" Buoy.

Though we understand the need for modernization, removing these aids to navigation - including the "B" Buoy - is a bad idea. Mariners rely on them for safety and guidance. Though traditional GPS and navigation apps are terrific, we are all just a dead battery away from relying on paper charts, magnetic compasses, buoys and other navigational aids to make it back to our home ports safely.

Moreover, one severe solar storm or electromagnetic pulse could wreak havoc with marine GPS navigation systems and cellular networks, putting both the commercial fleet and recreational vessels at risk. 

 

  

The proposed buoy discontinuation summary can be viewed through a smartphone or tablet by scanning the QR code above, or for more Proposal details with other navigation information, through the Coast Guard’s Local Notice to Mariners interactive tool on the NAVCEN web page at: Maritime Safety Information Products | Navigation Center here using follow the following steps.

1. Position the electronic chart to the area you wish to see. You may zoom in and out to view more detailed or expanded area. (Note: It’s recommended not to zoom too far out to help limit your selection, so the appropriate data is rendered)

2. At the top right of the page, left click the layers icon and select the Proposed Notice of Change layer, by checking the small box to the left. Once selected any current Proposal running in the LNM should appear, on the chart. The aids to navigation will be highlighted on the chart.

3. To view the proposed aid to navigation, left click on the highlighted buoy and an information box will appear with more detailed Proposed Notice of Change information. 

We expect the Coast Guard to come back with a revised plan in the coming months, and will let you know when the public comment period begins. 

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Monday, January 13, 2025

From Boston to Miami Beach - With Love

 

 ❤️From Boston to Miami Beach - With Love❤️

The Cupid Splash “Polar Plunge” Fundraiser is coming to Miami Beach on Valentine’s Day weekend!

On Sunday, February 16th, when water temperatures off Miami Beach are at their coldest, hundreds of brave souls will “get cold for a cause” at the 1st Annual Miami Beach Cupid Splash. Contestants will compete for great prizes including two round trip tickets to any destination American Airlines serves in the Continental United States for biggest fundraiser, with other great prizes for the largest team and best costume. At noon participants will simultaneously dash into the water, making a very big splash!

 

According to event organizer Bruce Berman, the Miami Beach Cupid Splash was inspired by an annual event on Boston Harbor, which has generated more than $1 million dollars to support free youth environmental education and beach programs on the Bay State’s public beaches.

 

“For years I splashed in Boston Harbor for Save the Harbor/Save the Bay, where the water temperature in February was a frigid 38 degrees,” said Berman, who served as Boston’s Bay Watcher for more than 30 years. “Now that I am older, wiser and spending the winter in South Beach, I am looking forward to continuing that tradition here in 305, where the water will be a chilly 68 degrees. Sure, we will be cold for a few minutes on the beach, but the warm feeling we will get from raising funds for a great cause will last a long time.”

 

Miami Beach Mayor Steven Meiner welcomed the Cupid Splash to Miami Beach. "This event highlights our city's commitment to protecting Biscayne Bay," said Mayor Meiner. "Let's make a big splash and contribute to a safer future for our community."

100% of the pledges from the 2025 Miami Beach Cupid Splash will go to the Biscayne Bay Recovery Fund
, managed at The Miami Foundation. Berman, who pioneered the Boston Splash, expects the event to raise $50,000 to support efforts to clean, protect and restore Biscayne Bay and support the Zeros Drownings Miami-Dade Initiative, as well as youth fishing, conservation and environmental education programs in 2025.

“Florida’s Biscayne Bay is a cherished resource for locals, an undeniable draw for tourists, and home to some of our State’s most iconic species, including storm-reducing mangroves and coral reefs,” said Miami-Dade’s Chief Bay & Water Resources Officer Loren Parra. “We’re inviting residents and tourists alike to take the plunge as we raise funds to protect our County’s blue heart, Biscayne Bay. We hope to see you all on the beach!”

This year WPLG Anchor, Reporter and Environmental Advocate Louis Aguirre will lead the charge into the sea on February 16th at Collins Park Beach at 21st Street.  Aguirre will also be honored as the first Miami Beach Cupid Splash H2O Hero for his outstanding efforts to focus public attention on efforts to cleanup Biscayne Bay and protect the marine environment.

 

“As a staunch defender of our planet's natural resources, including our beautiful bodies of water, I'm glad to be a part of the Miami Beach Cupid Splash to raise money for the Biscayne Bay Recovery Fund at The Miami Foundation,” said Aguirre. “I hope you will support my Splash with a contribution today - and register, start a team and join us on the Beach.”

You can make a tax-deductible contribution to support Louis Aguirre’s  Splash at
https://charity.pledgeit.org/miamibeachcupidsplash/@Louis

This year’s Grand Prize for largest fundraiser is two round trip tickets to any destination American Airlines serves in the Continental United States, with other great  prizes for the largest team and best costume.

 

"Biscayne Bay is more than just a beautiful backdrop—it's the lifeblood of our community, economy, and environment," said Irela BaguĂ©, former Chief Bay Officer for Miami-Dade County. "Let’s come together to show our love for the 'Blue Heart' of Miami-Dade! Register today, rally your friends, raise funds, and join us on the beach on February 16th for an unforgettable day of action and celebration. Together, we can make waves of change for Biscayne Bay—be part of the movement!"

You can make a tax-deductible contribution to support Irela Bague’s Splash at
https://charity.pledgeit.org/miamibeachcupidsplash/@irelabague


It is easy to register, start a team, make a donation and raise funds to support the Miami Beach Cupid Splash at
www.cupidsplash.org

 

Registration is free until February 1, so don’t delay. Register today at www.cupidsplash.org and join us at Collins Park Beach on February 16th.

 

Learn more about the Miami Beach Cupid Splash on our blog at https://cupidsplash.blogspot.com/

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Friday, February 9, 2024

Hopefully Not!

Will this be the last Mass Bay Outfall Science Panel Meeting?

 


Thanks to Shane Dwyer of MASS DCR for this great video!

Please join us on Friday, February 9 for the annual public meeting of the Outfall Monitoring Science Advisory Panel (OMSAP) related to scientific and technical matters of the Massachusetts Water Resources Authority (MWRA)’s Deer Island outfall and any potential impacts of the discharge on its receiving waters. The meeting will be held from 9:30 AM – 3:00 PM EST with a Public Interest Advisory Committee (PIAC) meeting to follow from 3:00 – 4:00 PM EST.

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Bruce Berman

2003 Commonwealth Avenue #26

Brighton, Massachusetts 02135

1-617-293-6243
bruce@bostonharbor.com

 

 

Michele Barden

US Environmental Protection Agency - Region 1

5 Post Office Square, Suite 100 (06-4)

Boston, MA 02109-3912

Submitted via email: barden.michele@epa.gov

Claire Golden

Massachusetts Department of Environmental Protection, Surface Water Discharge Program 150 Presidential Way, Woburn, MA 01801

Submitted via email: MassDEP.npdes@mass.gov

Michele and Claire,

 

I am writing to you today as the Chair of the Public Interest Advisory Committee (PIAC) of the Outfall Monitoring Science Advisory Panel (OMSAP) with my concerns and comments on the proposed revisions to the Deer Island NPDES permit MA0103284.

 

Though the 68 page permit and the accompanying 195 page fact sheet made great summer reading, they are complicated technical documents, which require subject matter expertise to evaluate.

 

To help me, PIAC, and the public to  better understand the proposed changes, I looked to the Massachusetts Water Resources Authority (MWRA) and the Wastewater Advisory Committee (WAC). I share their concerns that the requirements in the draft concerning Ambient Monitoring, Harmful Algae Blooms, CSO sampling frequency, and storm event plans, which are unrealistic, overly proscriptive and inflexible, and place an undue burden on the 43 MWRA cities and towns.


I also urge you to carefully consider the comments from the Outfall Monitoring Science Advisory Panel and ask you to include a Science Advisory Panel and a robust monitoring plan with specific questions in the permit.

 

It is particularly hard for me to imagine that you can pull together an effective monitoring plan in 30 days. It took more than one year, a well-attended scientific conference, and countless hours of peer reviewed research by OMSAP members and others to prepare the white papers on emerging contaminants and microplastics that inform the current monitoring efforts. The data set produced by the monitoring program shaped by OMSAP is invaluable to our understanding of the dramatic changes we have seen in the Southern Gulf of Maine in the past 30 years and likely will face in the coming years as well. Though the initial questions we framed together have been largely asked and answered, new questions have emerged which the monitoring needs to address.

I was pleased to see that in this draft you have revised the well intentioned, but unreasonable, arbitrary and capricious and costly decision to require the MWRA’s cities and towns to pull together individual storm event plans based on speculations about what the situation will be 100 years from now in just 12 months. Under the initial language in the prior draft permit, Community A and B might produce individual plans using very different assumptions and methodologies, while adjacent Community C would not be required to produce a plan at all. Planning for climate change is critically important, but to be useful it has to be comprehensive and not piecemeal.

This permit clearly took a very long time to produce, as we have been waiting for the US EPA’s promised draft permit for more than a decade. From my perspective, it seems unrealistic to expect the USEPA to thoughtfully revise the permit every five years, which they have been unable to do in the past.

At the same time, given the rapid changes to the Gulf of Maine due to global warming and storming, which have resulted in dramatic changes in the species, extent and duration of algae blooms, and the range of black sea bass, lobsters and invasive species like green crabs and the Asian shore crab, five years is an awfully long time.

Under the circumstances, I’d urge you to build more flexibility into the permit, and to continue to provide opportunities for both independent scientists with subject matter expertise and the public to have near real time input into thresholds, exceedances and the monitoring regime.

For more than 20 years, OMSAP and PIAC have played a critical role in helping the regulators and the public understand and respond to the impacts of the Mass Bay Outfall on the changing marine environment. For reasons that I still do not fully understand - in part because those who made the decision within the US EPA are not permitted to freely discuss their thinking – the US EPA has chosen to remove both OMSAP and PIAC from the permit, which I believe is a big mistake.

 

The men and women who volunteer to serve on OMSAP bring subject matter expertise and institutional resources that have clarified our thinking and increased our understanding of the impacts of the 250 million gallons of effluent we currently discharge into Mass Bay.

 

Their work has made it possible for us to keep the commitment Judge A. David Mazzone and Save the Harbor/Save the Bay’s Founding Chair Beth Nicholson made when the Mass Bay Outfall went online in September of 2000: The Boston Harbor Cleanup would not come at the expense of Mass Bay or Cape Cod.

 

By my calculation, OMSAP members have contributed more (much more) than $4 million dollars in in-kind contributions to make certain that the Boston Harbor cleanup did not come at the expense of the health of Mass Bay. The idea that the expert advice and institutional resources this panel provides can be replaced by a handful of well-intentioned government regulators with very full plates seems silly.

 

PIAC also performs two functions that are critical to the continued success of the Boston Harbor Cleanup. We share the public’s questions and concerns about the impacts and potential impacts of the outfall on the public’s health and the health of the Boston Harbor, Broad Sound, Mass Bay and the Gulf of Maine with OMSAP, and share OMSAP’s answers and insights with the public and the press.

 

Over the past twenty years I have often reached out to the group and individual members of OMSAP with questions from the public and the press about algae blooms, fish kills, unexplained marine mammal mortality, dissolved oxygen concentration and saturation, and emerging contaminants. Sometimes they seemed silly. Sometimes not.

 

In every case, no matter what the question, I have received a prompt, forthright, and collegial response. They have attended numerous meetings on their own time and at their own expense to explain complicated facts to sometimes skeptical advocates, activists and the public.

 

Over the same period, I have often reached out to the men and women of EPA Region 1 with similar questions, many of whom I consider my friends and allies. Though they have often been frank and forthcoming, too many times I have been told that they cannot freely discuss the matter with me on the record because of legal, political or policy concerns.

 

In 2017, for example, Trump Administration officials e-mailed staff to inform them that they could no longer discuss agency research or departmental restrictions with anyone outside of the agency—including news media. That same administration subsequently attempted in 2020 to limit which scientific data and studies the EPA could even consider in its decision making.

 

Good decisions require good data, sound science, subject matter expertise and peer review. Good public policy requires transparency and the free exchange of ideas.

 

For more than 20 years, OMSAP and PIAC have provided decision makers and the public with good data, subject matter expertise, peer review, transparency and the free exchange of ideas and information critical to informed decision making.

The direct cost of both OMSAP and PIAC to the Commonwealth is minimal – postage, a part time staffer, and occasionally lunch at a meeting. I strongly urge you to find a way to keep both OMSAP and PIAC in the permit. If it helps, I’ll buy lunch for as long as I am Chair.

 

Thanks for your time and attention.

 

All the best,


 

 

 

 

E. Bruce Berman, Jr., Chair,
Public Interest Advisory Committee, Outfall Monitoring Science Advisory Panel

Saturday, November 11, 2023

Island of the Damned

 

        



Island of the Damned  
The bombing of a wildlife sanctuary  
by E. Bruce Berman, Jr.
First published in The Boston Phoenix on August 14, 1987

On Wednesday I dropped by Gus Ben David's house at the Mass Audubon Society’s Felix Neck Sanctuary, on Martha’s Vineyard, having spent three of the previous five hours (starting at 8:30 am.) in an open 26-foot long boat in rough seas watching two Phantom jets bomb and strafe another wildlife sanctuary, Noman’s Island, six miles to the south of Gay Head. 

 


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Surrounded by owls, eagles, hawks, and other birds of prey, Ben David, 44, is a former nuclear-weapons specialist who now serves as head honcho on the Vineyard for the Mass Audubon Society. As we spoke about just why he favors Navy bombing and strafing at the Noman’s Island sanctuary but opposes human visitation to the island (especially by picnickers), he tossed shredded bird wings (with the feathers still attached) to the fledgling kestrel hawk in the trees.
 
After an amiable hour or so, we concluded our talk, and he took me downstairs in his house to show me the biggest damn Burmese python I'd ever seen, which he doesn’t take out much now that it’s eating whole chickens and could easily kill a young human.   

Ben David lives in the only house at Felix Neck, with a spectacular view of the sanctuary and the family of osprey that are its best-known new residents. From his deck he can keep a watchful eye on the property for the Audubon Society and: care for (and work with) the eagles, owls, falcons, hawks, and other birds of prey that live in the sheds behind his house.   “I took my first red-tail hawk right out of a nest when I was nine years old. I took it illegally, but that just proves how much I love them,” Ben David told me. And he has been enraptured by raptors ever since.

Today’s Ben David's feathered charges are mostly orphans, injured birds brought to him by woodsmen and nature lovers; though most of them can never be released, they flourish under Ben David's care and provide a valuable resource for teaching the island’s children and visitors about birds of prey.   

Gus Ben David is not the only naturalist on the island, but he is the best known. When an animal (even a skunk or raccoon) is injured or abandoned, or a fledgling hurt in a fall from its nest, people bring it to Gus. And he nurses it back to health and, if possible, reintroduces it into the wild. Folks know he cares, and they listen to him and in general share his goals and cooperate with his efforts — with sometimes spectacular results.   

Take the osprey, or fish eagle. Once near extinction because of DDT and the destruction of the high trees that are its preferred nesting sites, Ben David secured the cooperation of island residents for a program to place osprey nesting poles at various sites around the  island. In 1971 there were just two breeding pairs on Martha’s Vineyard; this year, thanks to his efforts, there are 41 breeding pairs of ospreys on the Vineyard. Once again visitors and residents are treated to the sight of these majestic birds.   

Precisely because Gus Ben David is the unchallenged spokesman for and champion of the wildlife on the Vineyard, it is hard to understand why he defends so vehemently the Navy's daily bombing and strafing sorties against the wildlife sanctuary at Noman’s Island.

Since the Navy took possession of the  640-acre island from the Crane family, in  the ‘40s, Gus Ben David has probably  spent more time on Noman’s Island than  any other civilian. He has, to use his  military metaphor, “both the time and  grade” to speak with authority about the  status of the wildlife on Noman’s Island.  

As a Vietnam-era “special weapons”  expert in a nuclear-weapons group, Ben  David is proud of his service to the  country and committed to a vigorous  national defense. He also has the “time  and grade” to evaluate the impact of the  regular strafing, burning, and bombing  that have become a center of controversy  on the Vineyard since the island was  made a wildlife sanctuary by the federal  government, in the early ‘80s.

 Noman’s Island is the only bombing  range in the Northeast air corridor and as  such is very important to the military.  And because, as a Navy spokesman put  it, it would be “prohibitively expensive”  to purchase another island to replace it,  the Navy is committed to carrying on the  bombing and strafing despite local  opposition. So, it was not surprising that  the Navy turned to Gus Ben David for  help in conducting its evaluation of the  status of wildlife on Noman’s. They  speak the same language and share a  similar commitment to a “strong  America.”

During our first conversation,  Ben David volunteered the opinion that  “it was a mistake not to use nuclear  weapons in Vietnam.” He describes  himself as a “strong supporter of our  nation’s military”; he maintains,  however, that his approval of the  bombing at Noman’s is based not solely  upon its military importance but on the  “relatively positive’ impact the bombing  has on the island’s ecology and wildlife.   

‘“Noman’s Island has been used by the  armed forces as a bombing range since  World War IL, yet it is still pristine, a  virtual paradise on earth for wildlife,”  Ben David told me as he tossed yet  another piece of bloody bird wing to the  kestrel. “The terns and gulls are  flourishing. It provides a secure habitat  for four or five species of reptiles,  including snapping, painted, and spotted  turtles. The greatest threat to that  sanctuary is human use, human  visitation. Sure, I see the irony, but the  best way to keep people off it is to  continue the status quo, to continue to  use Noman’s for target practice, as a  bombing range.”   

Ben David maintains that the negative  effects of the bombing are minimal. He  concedes, for example, that the live  ammunition and the explosive force of  the bombings result in regular- brushfires,  but he asserts that “controlled burning is  a generally accepted wildlife-  management tool.’” When I pressed him,  he admitted that he doesn’t permit fires  at Felix Neck and has never used  controlled burning as a tool at the  Audubon Sanctuary there. And though  he pressed charges against some local  children for throwing rocks at gulls, he  maintains that the impact of the smoke bombs (euphemistically called “flour  sacks”) and heavy-caliber ammunition  that the Navy’s Phantoms, F4s,F5s, F15s,  and Fi6s throw at Noman’s between 8:30  and 10:00 most every morning is  minimal, certainly not as disruptive as   day-trippers would be. And he continues to maintain that the bombing of the  Noman’s wildlife sanctuary is the best  way to protect the wildlife.   

Sitting on his deck, watching the  peacock that roams free in his yard, Ben  David observed, “The real danger is  human visitation. Last year the folks in  the peace flotilla planted some Asian  variety of tree out there, to commemorate  Hiroshima Day. This year they may  introduce some other foreign species,  like deer ticks, which could disrupt the  island's ecosystem. Regular picnickers  and visitors would trash that island in a  minute, destroying everything from the  bird’s nests to the beach grass that they  claim to value so highly.”   

The trip from Menemsha around Gay  Head and over to Noman’s Island on  Thursday morning took just half an hour  on Captain Chick Lee’s 26-foot-long  boat, the Moby Squid. Unlike the  previous morning, when I'd spent three hours trolling a plug just outside the clearly demarcated restricted area around  Noman’s watching the bombing and  strafing in a strong northeast wind, the  seas on Thursday were calm, the air was  warm, and everyone, from the network  television crew to the Hiroshima Day  Peace Flotilla organizers, was happy to  see the fog lift and the sun break   through.   

We tied up to the old pier, still sturdy  after 40 years of target practice, and  scrambled over the wood and creosote to  the shore. I stepped gingerly at first,  trying to minimize the impact of my  Reeboks on the fragile beach grass. But  within a few seconds I stopped trying to  step softly because I noticed that, for as  far as I could see, the beach grass had  been burnt to blackened stalks by the ordnance that was strewn about the  place.   There were 30- and 50-caliber shells everywhere; they had been fired from  the Vulcan cannons and Gatling guns.  And there was lots of larger ordnance,  too, some spent, some not, strewn like  giant blue cigars everywhere you looked.  There were craters from the 500-pound    bombs no longer in use, and within those   craters there were craters from the   smaller ammo the Navy prefers today.  There were-bomb parts, ammo clips, fins,   missiles, and slugs everywhere. And   there were dead birds: common terns and  great-black-back gulls and herring gulls  everywhere, in every state of  decomposition.   

Gus Ben David is quick to point out  that the presence of dead birds is a  positive sign, indicating that the colony is  vital. “In any flourishing bird population,  you will find dead chicks and dead  adults. It’s part of the process, it’s  nature’s way.”

But my examination of the  carcasses led me to the conclusion that  something more than the natural cycle of  life and death was at work here on  Noman’s. And when I retraced my steps  around the island following the  unscheduled mock strafing and bombing  runs that occurred shortly after the  flotilla landed on the beach on Thursday  morning, I discovered half a dozen  bleeding and recently maimed birds,  freshly fallen from the sky, where the  planes had been flying just 400 feet over  the island, at about 400 knots.   

From a distance the island's flora looks  lush and green. But on closer inspection  it’s clear that the reports of raging fires on  Noman’s were not exaggerations. The  whole island is covered with ashes; the bayberries and blackberries, brambles  and thickets that cover the land are burnt  and stunted. The topsoil is black from the  burnings, and everywhere the land  resembles some bizarre prairie-dog  development, with an extensive network  of tunnels caused by the repeated  strafing and shelling.   

As the Hiroshima Day protesters  placed signs that read CAUTION, TERN  NESTING AREA around the island,  conducted their amateur wildlife survey,  and caught a few rays, I spent an hour or  so looking for the pristine paradise Gus  Ben David had described. I couldn't find  it. But I did find signs of the spotted  turtles and other reptiles that he had  assured me were flourishing on the  island. The first turtle I found was dead,  burnt black by brush fires, between the  beach and the ponds on the island. Later  — while the protesters ‘shared their  feelings” and observed Hiroshima Day in  a beautiful ceremony, complete with  giant puppets of white-and-black birds, I found plenty of healthy snappers,  painted, and spotted turtles in the  ponds, but I was forced to conclude that,  if this was a wildlife paradise, I don’t  want to know about wildlife hell.

 

 Frankly, it seemed more like a mortuary  than a sanctuary to me.

The Noman’s Island controversy is a  deeply divisive one. Even among those  folks who oppose the bombing, there are  strong differences of opinion on  appropriate use for the island. The issues  of overdevelopment and land usage, of  environmental protection versus  recreation, are deeply felt on Martha’s  Vineyard, where nature's fragility and  power can be witnessed firsthand every  day. These issues are complicated  enough; when complex war-and-peace  issues and clashing cultures and lifestyles  are introduced, it can get weird as hell.   

To understand just why the Noman’s  question cuts so deeply into the fabric of  Vineyard life, one has to understand the  pressures and strains that always lurk  just under the tranquil surface of this  island paradise. There are 20,000 full-  time residents; the population  mushrooms to 100,000 on an average  summer weekend. For some permanent  residents, the whole fuss is just the  whining of a bunch of spoiled summer  folks who don’t want their million-dollar  views spoiled by military exercises. One  permanent (and lifelong) resident told  me, only partly in jest, that anything that  annoyed the summer folks was okay  with him. And in the winter, he  observed, “the strafing and bombing is  better than any light show, more exciting  than prime-time television.”   

This feeling is shared by many full-  time residents, who blame developers  and summer people for some of the  Vineyard’s woes. And to the extent that  the Noman’s issue is perceived as a  development issue, it touches many a  raw nerve. “There is a sense that there  has been too much senseless  development already,” says contractor  Gary Reynolds, 35, a permanent resident  of Edgartown. “Some people say that if  the choice is between bombing and  development, then bomb it. But that  shouldn’t be the choice.”   

 

For some, the bombing is an  unnecessary irritant in a beautiful place.  Polly Bassett, of Edgartown, says, “You  ‘can’t even read your Sunday paper  without being disturbed by the noise.  And I live 20 miles away from Gay  Head.”   For others, like David Danielson, of  Newton, a lifelong summer resident of  the Vineyard, the bombing of Noman’s  Island represents a wasted resource. ‘‘It  should be opened up for recreation, not  Jeeps or motorbikes, but picnickers and  berry pickers. And I'd like to see the  waters opened up to fishing and  lobstering. Frankly, any usage would be  preferable to the bombs.”   

In Gay Head, which faces the island,  the concerns are more immediate  Captain Chick Lee is concerned about  the safety of local fishermen, himself,  and his family. “They are practicing  there, but they are using real guns, with  real ammunition. Sometimes they fire in  direct line with my house. I can only  hope they never, ever miss.”   As in most of Reagan's America, there  are deep divisions between the peace  advocates (perceived as mostly summer  folks, though more than half of the  protesters with the flotilla were year-  round residents) and those who see a  need for a “strong national defense” and  the training that goes along with it.   One merchant marine on three  months’ shore leave after a tour of duty  that took him to the Red Sea and the  Indian Ocean, said, “My life is on the line  out there every day. My safety, my life,  depends on those pilots and those planes  every day. And there is nowhere else for  them to practice in the Northeast. When I  see them practicing, I feel more secure.”   

That attitude wasn’t shared by two  Harvard Divinity School students, who  were angered and frightened by the  unscheduled fly-by during the protest.  Said one: “Now I know what it’s like to  be attacked by my own government.”   

There has often been conflict between  the ends the naturalists seek and the  means they employ. Old John James  Audubon himself may have been the  best example. As Gus Ben David points  out, “Audubon killed more rare birds  than arty 10 hunters. First, he shot them,  and then he stuffed them. That was how  he preserved them for the future  generations.”

 

I can’t help observing that we  can do better. On this beautiful  island, it is a shame that there is  so much division over the one  thing that usually unifies summer folk and full-time residents,  the preservation of the environment. It is especially dissonant to  hear an Audubon Society bird-  sanctuary director argue that  bombing a wildlife sanctuary is  good for the wildlife — so dissonant, in fact, that some people  find it impossible to keep from  maligning his motives or from  dismissing the people who support the bombing as crackpots or ideologues.   

 

On the Vineyard, after a few  beers, the reasoned arguments  quickly degenerate into vituperative personal attacks. “Only a  guy with nuclear-weapons experience would be comfortable  with the idea of bombing the  sanctuary to save the birds,” one  activist railed. ‘That's the kind of  thinking that ends with a nuclear  winter, after the holocaust finally makes the world safe for democracy.”   

This fall the flotilla organizers  hope to hold another action, this  time during the annual parade of  birds of prey, as falcons, hawks,  and eagles migrate south. Gus  Ben David told me that Noman’s  was a spectacular place to view  these majestic raptors fly by and  that it was an important stopover  for them on their annual migration. From what I saw, it’s likely   ‘that some of those all-too-rare  birds will die, victims of. the Phantom jets with whom they  must compete for space.   

Gus Ben David, who might be  the only person who could lead  the fight to stop the bombing and  preserve Noman’s Island for future generations, is certainly a  strange bird himself. He keeps  raptors and raises pigeons for  them as food. He is com passionate and concerned about  wildlife but readily defends the  use of nuclear weapons in Vietnam. He is a bird lover and an  accomplished marksman, a hunter who raises wood ducks.   
It’s not Gus Ben David's fault  that the bombing continues, but  it doesn’t bother him much. And  it is partly his fault that the  options are perceived to be either  continued bombing and strafing  or “a thousand picnickers a day.”  

Though he is quick to point out  that it's not his responsibility to  develop a plan to protect  Noman’s from development or  human recreation, there could  and should be just such a plan.  The Navy could find another  place to bomb. Noman’s could be  made a well-managed wildlife  preserve and sanctuary, run by  one of the nonprofit conservation  groups, or by the government, for  the benefit of both the birds and  the public.   

Meanwhile, Gus Ben David  will continue to support the  bombing. As everyone on the  island agrees, Gus Ben David is  for the birds.    

(Editor's note: On Wednesday  Jerry Bertrand, PhD, president of  the Massachusetts Audubon  Society, directed an Audubon  Society biologist to accompany  biologists from the Department  of Fisheries and Wildlife on an  investigative trip to Noman’s  Island Thursday to determine the  effects of the bombing and strafing on the wildlife.   “It may be that the bombing  and strafing is incompatible with  the island’s protection as a  wildlife refuge,” said Bertrand in  a statement to the Phoenix. “If so,  we'll go to the US Fisheries and  Wildlife Service to ask for an  immediate hearing to thoroughly  investigate and evaluate this issue. The Navy has to do it right or  get out, and it’s not clear that  they're doing it right.”’

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